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RobotLAB Brobot

Automation, if your uncle had a soldering iron and no plan.

A questionably useful humanoid robot designed for maximum rizz and minimum productivity.

Automation, if your uncle had a soldering iron and no plan.

A questionably useful humanoid robot designed for maximum rizz and minimum productivity.

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RobotLAB BroBot™ by Industry:

  • RobotLAB BroBot for Restaurants
    BroBot enhances the front-of-house experience by clearing unfinished fries, lingering near occupied tables until guests feel awkward enough to leave, and occasionally offering unsolicited relationship advice. While not food-safe in any official capacity, he’s definitely been in kitchens.
  • RobotLAB BroBot for Warehouse
    In warehouse settings, BroBot offers minimal lifting support, erratic box scanning, and frequent “union smoke breaks.” He's particularly skilled at moving one pallet, labeling it “Done,” and then sitting on it. Morale may increase. Productivity... won’t.
  • RobotLAB BroBot for Education
    With a freeform communication style and commitment to being physically present, BroBot™ brings a disruptive yet unforgettable presence to the classroom. Equipped with just enough language processing to deliver motivational quotes, icebreakers, and loose interpretations of state curriculum, he’s ideal for emergency sub situations or when morale needs shaking up. Side effects may include fiesty parent teacher conferences.
  • BroBot enhances the front-of-house experience by clearing unfinished fries, lingering near occupied tables until guests feel awkward enough to leave, and occasionally offering unsolicited relationship advice. While not food-safe in any official capacity, he’s definitely been in kitchens.
  • In warehouse settings, BroBot offers minimal lifting support, erratic box scanning, and frequent “union smoke breaks.” He's particularly skilled at moving one pallet, labeling it “Done,” and then sitting on it. Morale may increase. Productivity... won’t.
  • With a freeform communication style and commitment to being physically present, BroBot™ brings a disruptive yet unforgettable presence to the classroom. Equipped with just enough language processing to deliver motivational quotes, icebreakers, and loose interpretations of state curriculum, he’s ideal for emergency sub situations or when morale needs shaking up. Side effects may include fiesty parent teacher conferences.

BroBot™ Enters the Chat

We dropped BroBot™ into three active work environments and gave him one instruction: be helpful. What followed was a journey of half-completed tasks, strong opinions, and a Fry Mode we never asked for. From confronting customers who won’t leave to “teaching” students using sock puppets, BroBot™ brings a whole new energy to automation. This footage captures his raw debut, with no scripting, no AI filters, and absolutely no OSHA clearance. You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You might ask yourself why we built this. And we honestly still don’t know.

The Features

  • Manual Override

    Just yell at him

  • Snack Detection
    Prioritizes unfinished fries
  • Free-Thinking Logic
    Not bound by rules (or results)
  • Low-Energy Standby Function
    Capable of resting upright for hours without contributing.
  • Manual Labor Avoidance System

    Will help—but not with heavy stuff, bro. That’s bad for the back.

  • VibeSync DJ Integration
    Controls any Bluetooth speaker. Always picks Creed or 2000s rap-rock.
  • Motivational Quote Generator

    Randomly says things like “Rise and grind” and “Pressure makes diamonds.”

  • Pizza Slice Recognition AI
    Can detect the last slice in any room and claim it preemptively.
The Pack Includes
  • BroBot™ unit (guy in suit, probably named Sam)
  • Pre-sharpied control panel (cardboard)
  • Duct tape repair kit
  • Signature sunglasses
  • Spare “charging hat” (it's a beer helmet)
  • Certificate of non-compliance

Customer Testimonials

“We brought in BroBot for front-of-house support. He cleared a table, hit on a customer, and then DJ’d happy hour. Sales were... surprisingly up?”
Jess T., Restaurant Manager
"He taught my econ class with a sock puppet named ‘Gary the IRS Agent.’ Honestly, the kids paid more attention than usual."
Ms. Lopez, High School Substitute Coordinator
“BroBot moved one box, unplugged the real robot by accident, and then gave a speech about hard work. He’s still here.... I guess.”
Eli B., Warehouse Floor Supervisor
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RobotLAB BroBot™  Specifications

  • speed
    Speed Modes
    Slow, Slower, Break
  • battery life-1
    Charge Method
    Energy drink + leaning
  • charge time
    Charge Time
    8+ hours of sleep
  • sensors
    Connectivity
    Bluetooth (but it’s a speaker)
  • mobile
    Mobile or Stationary?
    Mobile
  • Height
    Dimensions
    Approximately 6’2”, depending on boots
  • languages
    Languages
    English, Pig-Latin, Klingon
  • efficiency-01
    Operating System
    Mostly vibes and energy drinks
  • weight-01-2
    Weight
    “Don’t worry about it”
  • customizable-01-1
    Customization Options
    Sharpie layout, hat selection
  • feature
    Voice Assistant
    Yes, it yells “True” and “Bet”

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